February 2011
2 posts
Apple's Three Laws of Developers
yourhead:
A developer may not injure Apple or, through inaction, allow Apple to come to harm.
A developer must obey any orders given to it by Apple, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A developer must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
— I. Developer
survival
molls:
When you’ve been this girl:
And you’ve already met these girls:
AND you’ve survived?
You get to spend the rest of your life knowing that deep down, you are actually THIS WOMAN: